Green is My favorite color. I wonder if it's just a natural instinct for someone so greedy. I have My hands in your pockets, and I'm not touching your wiener. How fitting, that these tight green pants alone have the power to compel you to surrender your entire month's paycheck. Green begets green.

Listen to Me tell you how easy it is to get what I want from you, how little effort I have to put in to wrapping you and your wallet around My lovely fingers.