I know it, you know it, the world knows it: you have a small dick. It's not a shocker. Let me tell you how I feel about the atrocity you're committing against Womankind. Let's face it: I'm the most qualified Bitch to rip you to shreds and break your heart. I know how to get deep down to your inferior little core and destroy your self esteem, and you deserve it for walking around with that inferior waste of skin between your legs.

The only value you can bring to the table is money. That's the only reason any girl hangs out with you at all. It's not your personality, honey.

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I know it, you know it, the world knows it: you have a small dick. It's not a shocker. Let me tell you how I feel about the atrocity you're committing against Womankind. Let's face it: I'm the most qualified Bitch to rip you to shreds and break your heart. I know how to get deep down to your inferior little core and destroy your self esteem, and you deserve it for walking around with that inferior waste of skin between your legs.

The only value you can bring to the table is money. That's the only reason any girl hangs out with you at all. It's not your personality, honey.

So, for every inch shorter than this thick, desirable cock is, you owe me $10. For example, let's say you're 3 inches. That means you owe me $50. It's time to take the punishment and pay the penance for your pathetic penis. Otherwise, you're just offending everyone. Otherwise, don't ever leave your house. Don't ever try to talk to Us. Pay up, or go to penis purgatory.