I know you have this problem where you try to clench your legs together when you get kicked in the balls. It's a natural instinct. But it's so annoying to me when I'm trying to bash you in the nuts! So, here's a spreader bar. It's a metal bar with two locking cuffs, one on each side. Here, let me put it on you, lock it up, and hold on to the keys. Ok, you're in for it now! No matter how bad you want to, you physically can't protect your testicles. No matter how hard I hit you, how much it hurts, you're coerced open and vulnerable to my every whim. I have another friend I'd like to introduce... Show more