Ew.

I'm minding My own business, playing on My phone in My bathrobe, My feet stretched out and legs crossed, relaxing at the end of a fun night of filming new addictions for you. This bed is fluffy and the light is soft - I'm really enjoying this relaxing moment.

But you just can't keep your eyes off of Me.

Staring is rude.

I don't want you looking at Me.

So, I get up and go to the very far side of the room, away from you, so you can't see Me as well anymore.

Eww.