This is pretty basic: you have a tiny, small little penis. It's sad.

Can your little weenie handle a countdown? OK, I'm going to count down from 10, telling you what I think about your small dick, between each number.

"Ten, you have a small penis. Nine, you look like a shriveled raisin. Eight, I would never feel that if you tried to hump on My leg."

you know the drill. Pants off, weiner.