What good are your balls, anyway? They're just play things for Me to have fun with...and decorate My life with. What types of fashion accessories would I make out of your testicular skin? Would I shave or pluck the hairs one by one? Would it have to be freshly-flayed in order to get the perfect, most high-fashion c.u.t and fit?

Personally, I want My stick shift handle to be upholstered in high-grade, black market, fresh-from-the-flesh ball skin. I want to grab a hold of it every time I shift gears and grind My high heels into the clutch and gas. I want to drive your suffering.