Come here, .

We're the naughty neighbors with too much time on our hands and too much fire in our loins. We like to cause trouble, we like to have fun, and we have all the things young men like you want: candy and sex.

All the candy you want, you can have. But you have to show us yours.

Your step-mom hates us - but that's because your step-dad loves us so much. I wonder if you're anything like him down there. Don't be scared, sweetie - we're adults. We know what we're doing, and you don't know any better. Just follow those tingly feelings between your legs.