Are you ready to play with Me?

No, you're not - but we're going to play anyway.

I hold in My hands a deck of cards that will decide how your masturbation session is going to play out. Each suit corresponds to an action, a denial, or a dare. Will you have to do some CBT? A humiliating and degrading task? Get to jerk yourself off? Get to pay Me a tribute? It's all in the cards. First, I pull out random cards, making sure to hit each suit. Eventually, I get greedy and start to cheat! Why? Because I always win, duh bitch! My nasty giggle and My bratty banter are all the fuel y... Show more