As the priest of the local community, you have been sent to talk to Me about how My business has been ruining the marriages and the men in your congregation. Wives have complained about Me, men have confessed they are addicted to Me, and you, as the moral compass for the community, have been asked to help shut Me down. Before you can take your motion to ban and disrupt My business, I request a meeting with you and as a fair and righteous human being, you agree to meet.

As you suspected, I am quite beautiful and I have the body of a Goddess. But you are a man of the cloth and you w... Show more