Ugh, so I guess this is a nice house you've got here, but We've been in better. It's ok. I'm sure you try to impress Girls all the time with your interior decorating and expensive decor. Meh, you're league. Do you know how many men We have met? How many more successful guys who've tried to seduce Us?

It's pathetic, how you strut around like it's going to make Us want to fuck you. Like, as if! No, We want to take your money, free drinks, gifts, and favors and then catwalk away like badass bandits. We know how hot We are, and We know how weak men are. So you get to listen to Us lectu... Show more