BIRTHDAY CLIP!

December is a magical time of the year. The most magical. In fact, the entire world strings up fairy lights, sings songs, and gets dressed up in their holiday best to go to parties - FOR ME! Everyone celebrates My birthday in December; every twinkling light is lit for ME.

Celebrate Me.

Look at how pretty My feet are in their red and green color scheme. Bam! Even they know it's their birthday. Look at how smug they are. So bratty, so entitled, so Birthday Bitches.

Do you love Me? Do you adore Me? Are you My superfan? Well then show up to My birthd...

BIRTHDAY CLIP!

December is a magical time of the year. The most magical. In fact, the entire world strings up fairy lights, sings songs, and gets dressed up in their holiday best to go to parties - FOR ME! Everyone celebrates My birthday in December; every twinkling light is lit for ME.

Celebrate Me.

Look at how pretty My feet are in their red and green color scheme. Bam! Even they know it's their birthday. Look at how smug they are. So bratty, so entitled, so Birthday Bitches.

Do you love Me? Do you adore Me? Are you My superfan? Well then show up to My birthday party: An entire month of worship, tribute, gifts, surprises, sparkly treats, and male suffering. Otherwise, you're no fan of Mine.

Drool over these pretty little wrinkled meaty feet and shoes, dangling from precious elegant legs to tease you with their expertise and beauty. Remember who you worship this day, this month, and every day of the entire year! If you're not doing good for Me, what good are you?

Pay Me for My last birthday:

...and sacrifice YOUR birthday to Me: