Let's have a penis party, with your junk in the middle!
Drink with Lindsey Leigh and Me, and we'll all play a fun game with your cock and balls.
Drink whenever we tell you to, and follow along with our instructions.
We want you to count to 3 and punch your dick.
Yes, punch your own manhood with a closed fist.
Each time you drink, you jack your junk, so that by the time we're through with you, you won't be able to enjoy a drink without feeling an intense urge to hurt your most prized possessions!
I know - let's get a big fat book out and use it to slam-sandw... Show more