CUSTOM: I'm your student, and you've called me into your office to talk about my grades. I know I've been slacking off, but I can't help it that I'm too cool for school. I know you've been checking me out, and I know you're a loser like the nerds I make fun of in class. Me and my sexy Black football player boyfriend make life a living hell for you every day in class, and you can't do anything about it. Maybe we can work something out. I can see your erection through your pants, and I can see that you're packing nothing. Compared to my boyfriend, you're a little bean next to a tall, st... Show more