It looks like your parents doomed you to a life of sexual misery, doesn’t it? They left that flap of flesh on your dipstick and sent you out into the world to be humiliated by every woman you show it to. Gross, that’s got to be more of a job than a pleasure! Pulling it back every time you need to clean it, hoping nothing comes out when your dick gets hard, getting that dangling dick tent caught on things...but you’re too afraid to lance it now!

So, you either spend your life with a worm wiener, making women laugh all over the world, or you get surgery to rip your precious pelt off ...

It looks like your parents doomed you to a life of sexual misery, doesn’t it? They left that flap of flesh on your dipstick and sent you out into the world to be humiliated by every woman you show it to. Gross, that’s got to be more of a job than a pleasure! Pulling it back every time you need to clean it, hoping nothing comes out when your dick gets hard, getting that dangling dick tent caught on things...but you’re too afraid to lance it now!

So, you either spend your life with a worm wiener, making women laugh all over the world, or you get surgery to rip your precious pelt off your weasel.

I have no pity for you, uncut and unloved loser. Not at all. If anything, I blame you for showing Me and making Me have to bleach My eyes. Ewww, SO. GROSS.

Sit down and take the Listen to My horrible words. Embrace the vile truth about your uncircumcised trouser snake: It’s undesirable. Learn all the ways you’ll never ever get that thing close to My body, and show Me what a desperate weirdo you are. How do I know you’re a garbage pervert? Because you’re getting a boner while I insult your manhood and hurt ALL of your feelings!