It looks like your parents doomed you to a life of sexual misery, doesn’t it? They left that flap of flesh on your dipstick and sent you out into the world to be humiliated by every woman you show it to. Gross, that’s got to be more of a job than a pleasure! Pulling it back every time you need to clean it, hoping nothing comes out when your dick gets hard, getting that dangling dick tent caught on things...but you’re too afraid to lance it now!

So, you either spend your life with a worm wiener, making women laugh all over the world, or you get surgery to rip your precious pelt off ... Show more