If this was a high school superlative list in the yearbook, I would win two: "Person Most Likely to have Told You So" and "Person Most Likely to Turn You Kinky." Let's talk about the latter.

It's almost annoying, the way I brag about how many "vanilla" men I've turned into foot enthusiasts, if not full-blown fetishists.

Funny, though: it's only for MY feet.

It starts with their shape and the way I keep them perfectly pretty. As if carefully designed by an artist, My feet are ideal specimens. They would be the example of perfection that would be used to illustrate ... Show more