Mmmm. Delicious. And here you are, wrapped like a treat in the bedroom.

I love my meat rare and my boys fresh. Very fresh. New in package. Almost ready to be unwrapped, and I want to break it open early.

The rest of the household has left you all alone, vulnerable and unprotected.

But I'm here. And I intend to be here for a long, long time. Get used to it.

Now...what's that in your pants, young man?

I'm going to investigate a little bit with my hands, and you're too shocked to pull away. After all, I'm an adult, and adults are supposed to protect... Show more