I'm going to magically turn you into a cupcake and EAT YOU.

First, I mesmerize your mind with a sweet little induction.

Your body fills with sugar and your mind melts into frosting. Everything that makes you a man is magically absorbed by a body made of cake. You are dizzy with a sugar rush and all you can smell is vanilla.

Now, you are a true treat, from head to toe. From sprinkles to paper, sweet as can be.

A tempting dessert, fit for a gigantic Princess of pastry preferences.

First, I'll pick you up in my huge hand and carefully deliver you t... Show more