So you got that promotion I made you apply for at work? Whatever, good for you, nice job. How much does that pay?

To celebrate, you want to take me out to dinner and then, you're going to try to finally fuck your wife. Each time, you fail and I laugh. It's pathetic, and it makes you even more insecure and impotent. My sexless, hard working husband.

Conveniently, I'm already dressed up for my date with another man this evening. "Well, um, I was thinking we could maybe do it before that?"

Ugh, whatever, ok. Do you really think that's going to work out and you're not... Show more