It's been a long, hard day of taking tributes and yanking cash from desperate and devoted subs. All this cash, and what to do with it? Uh-oh, it looks like Snobby Alexa and I are out of toilet paper. Sigh. Well, hand Me a chunk of that cash from that one loser, what's-his-face. The soft paper should be nice for wiping My ass. We've got so much of it, We may as well put this cheddar to practical use! There's so much of it, We might have to get Our domestic slave to fish it out, because I'm afraid it will clog Our toilet if We keep flushing it. But it's the nicest feeling toilet pa... Show more