Everything about me is fabulous, but certain body parts in particular are exceptionally perfect. Hands-down, I'm far above the rest when it comes to my soft, wrinkly palms and fingers. Plus, being Italian, I give them lots of exercise with expression. They're meaty, thin-skinned, delicate little monsters, and they're showing off for you. I oil them up and slick them together. I crush a juicy tomato between my hands and let the juices ooze out of my fingers. My manicure is flawless. Then, you get the perfect jerk off countdown: I start from 10 and go to 1, signing out each number w... Show more