Uh oh, I'm ignoring you again. But at least you get to stare at My super-wrinkly soles and My wiggly toes!

Enjoy this lull, because I've got more action coming for you.

Drool over each delicate wrinkle, and follow the little movements of My toes with your eyes. Go ahead, touch yourself while you ogle My feet. Have you ever seen such deep wrinkles and high arches? No. Dive in.