I promise, you will never be at My table. Ever. I'm sure you couldn't even handle it, if you had the opportunity; you'd blow your load in 5 seconds and wet your pants with fear. It's safer behind your computer, with your weenie in your hand. That's the closest you can get without bursting into flames. If you saw Me in person, you'd stop in your tracks and think, "I could never, ever be with a Girl like that." And you're right; you're completely inadequate in every way: weak, little, and easy to walk on. I'd drain your bank account in a single night. I'd emasculate that penis in a single sen... Show more