We're going to rehab.

Well, you are, and I'm your sponsor. From now on, you only drink at home. First, this will save money for Me. Yes, your money is My money, and I want as much of it as possible. Second, this will train you in a very effective method: replace one addiction for another. Well, rather, I'm using one addiction to feed another. I am your new, and when you drink, you crave Me.

What will our drinking sessions be like, you ask? I'll explain, you horny buzz-chaser. Although you may be excited to saddle up and go for a ride, you will never be ready for this. I'm ... Show more