you are totes gay, dude.

Secretly (or not so secretly to Me), you're a flaming waiting to blossom. I know you try to hide it and have Me you to suck cock, but lezbehonest: you're itching to do it and can't stop thinking about it. I know you want to wrap your wet lips around a big, fat, juicy cock and pleasure it until it shoots cum down your throat. I know you want to be a filthy, slutty, dick-taking bottom. Just admit it. Admit it out loud. Say it! There's no way you're totally straight! Look at all the porn you masturbate to. It's all bi" and strap on. you want it bad, faggy

you are totes gay, dude.

Secretly (or not so secretly to Me), you're a flaming waiting to blossom. I know you try to hide it and have Me you to suck cock, but lezbehonest: you're itching to do it and can't stop thinking about it. I know you want to wrap your wet lips around a big, fat, juicy cock and pleasure it until it shoots cum down your throat. I know you want to be a filthy, slutty, dick-taking bottom. Just admit it. Admit it out loud. Say it! There's no way you're totally straight! Look at all the porn you masturbate to. It's all bi" and strap on. you want it bad, faggy

I'm going to put you in your place and you to face the truth, once and for all, you flaming collection of cock-holes! Admit it, faggot!