I rest My legs on your face, so that every breath you take is the sweet stench of the skin behind My knees.

I remove My heels and flatten My soles on top of your face, not saying a word as I check emails and surf the Internet on My phone.

My feet are warm and moist, which should provide some slick stink between My soles and your face as I smoosh and sweep your nose and mouth with My feet.

Why go out and buy foot stools of varied heights, when I have a human ottoman that moves into whatever position I command?

I love to rest My tired feet after a...

I rest My legs on your face, so that every breath you take is the sweet stench of the skin behind My knees.

I remove My heels and flatten My soles on top of your face, not saying a word as I check emails and surf the Internet on My phone.

My feet are warm and moist, which should provide some slick stink between My soles and your face as I smoosh and sweep your nose and mouth with My feet.

Why go out and buy foot stools of varied heights, when I have a human ottoman that moves into whatever position I command?

I love to rest My tired feet after a long, hot summer day, and the skin and contours of your squishy face is just the thing to relax these toes and heels.