See this natural crown on my head? This sleek, intimating leather I'm wearing? This natural divine energy? You should know better not to go against me. When I say hand over your wallet I mean it. Did those bullies taking your lunch money in high school teach you anything? I'll teach you to not be selfish with your money. You secretly love enduring these blows because for once, someone actually cares enough about you to give you this much attention. Pathetic. *laughs