Hi I'm Sarah. Are you the new employee? Awesome! Well I'm here to go over some of the company's policies with you. Lets start with some of the more controversial ones first. One of our policies is that you can be naked all the time so if you want you can get totally undressed right now. Awesome! Oh wow you instantly got hard the second you took your pants off. I've never seen a new employee get so hard so fast. Ok well another one of our policies is that you can relieve yourself anytime, anywhere here at the office so if you want to you can go ahead and totally reliever yourself right now i... Show more