I just woke up and you want me to kiss you? You are crazy, my breath is so bad. Let me check, ewe its really rough. I don't think you actually want a kiss right now. Ok, here is a peck. Well, let me go brush my teeth, then we can make out. OMG, it seems like what you really want is to smell my bad breath, so I will just let you. You like it? YES?!? Well, then you can have all you want and I will get right in your face so you can really smell the odor emanating from my mouth.