So, you want me to send you a box of my diarrhea? That is about the nastiest thing I have ever heard. Don't get me wrong, I am not saying I wouldn't let you pay for my waste, my ... Really, you should have to. And let me tell you, my stomach has problems and that means my is fucked up. You want it in your mouth? Maybe if you beg and plead I will send you the smallest in the world. Maybe. But you better make me happy first, or I will just shake my ass here, show you my ass hole and then not give you a damn thing... So, what would you do for this BM, other than continuously e-mailing me about it...

So, you want me to send you a box of my diarrhea? That is about the nastiest thing I have ever heard. Don't get me wrong, I am not saying I wouldn't let you pay for my waste, my ... Really, you should have to. And let me tell you, my stomach has problems and that means my is fucked up. You want it in your mouth? Maybe if you beg and plead I will send you the smallest in the world. Maybe. But you better make me happy first, or I will just shake my ass here, show you my ass hole and then not give you a damn thing... So, what would you do for this BM, other than continuously e-mailing me about it?