Your best friends with Sarah September. She is super tall and crazy sexy. She has been waiting for you to arrive to bring her out for a night out. She tells you she is on the hunt tonight, for a man. You finally get up the courage to tell her how you really feel. You want to date her/ be her boyfriend. She starts laughing. She really thinks it's funny. You don't understand. She says she could never date you because you are so short. That's why she likes you as a friend so much because there is no sexual attraction. She guesses that you prob have a small dick and could never satisfy a woman ...

Your best friends with Sarah September. She is super tall and crazy sexy. She has been waiting for you to arrive to bring her out for a night out. She tells you she is on the hunt tonight, for a man. You finally get up the courage to tell her how you really feel. You want to date her/ be her boyfriend. She starts laughing. She really thinks it's funny. You don't understand. She says she could never date you because you are so short. That's why she likes you as a friend so much because there is no sexual attraction. She guesses that you prob have a small dick and could never satisfy a woman like her. But she hopes you can still be friends. In fact, she says, maybe if she strikes out and gets a good buzz on, then maybe you will get a shot. But, probably not.