Carl. Hi, I have not forgotten about you. In fact I made this a couple days ago, but being that your a 30 year old virgin, I am sure you waited. :) Ok, well since you can't provide me with anything that a man would I think it's time we stop the charade. Time you accepted that your dick is of no use to me, but I bet if we slip these pretty panties over your pathetic unused cock we could actually start having some fun.

Carl. Hi, I have not forgotten about you. In fact I made this a couple days ago, but being that your a 30 year old virgin, I am sure you waited. :) Ok, well since you can't provide me with anything that a man would I think it's time we stop the charade. Time you accepted that your dick is of no use to me, but I bet if we slip these pretty panties over your pathetic unused cock we could actually start having some fun.