I thought you were going to rock my world, I mean you are tall, cute and funny. However, the minute you pulled your micro penis from your pants, I knew that you would never get to fuck me, and if you were ever lucky enough to get that chance, there is no way in hell that tiny, ugly, little joke of a cock would ever make me cum.

It's too bad, I was hoping you would have a huge 10" meat bat between your legs, not a pathetic 2" babydick that could never get any woman off. I mean, thats not even considered a real cock, I think it must be at least 3-4" to be called a mans dick. It doesn... Show more