I know you want it, the way I do. But, the fear is a big problem. You think your going to flinch, or chicken out, right? But, I will make sure you don't with these police issued hand cuffs. This pizza slicer has been sharpened to a razors edge, and of course caurterization will be needed. Don't worry, I will take care of you. And make you into the man we have both been dreaming about.