I know my teeth are bad. But, it is not because I don't brush and floss. I just have a sick sweet tooth. So, I don't show anybody IRL my back teeth. Not ever. So, I am going to trust that you will keep my secret and I am going to give you a special pass to take a secret look deep inside my mouth and you can view each and every one of my teeth. Just make sure to keep this between us.

I know my teeth are bad. But, it is not because I don't brush and floss. I just have a sick sweet tooth. So, I don't show anybody IRL my back teeth. Not ever. So, I am going to trust that you will keep my secret and I am going to give you a special pass to take a secret look deep inside my mouth and you can view each and every one of my teeth. Just make sure to keep this between us.