I walked into the kitchen today and after a minute I noticed an unexpected visitor. Who, or what was it? It had a silver and red round body with a silver head and brown legs. You know what, I don't care what it is. No intruders allowed here.

I played with it with my foot for a moment, just to enjoy the anticipation. Then, I slammed my foot down hard.

CRUNCH

The insides of this thing went everywhere. With one cruel stomp, I crushed the intruder flat. But, I wasn't quite satisfied with that. So, I continued stomping its guts. Then, I si... Show more