My feet are me. I have been wearing high heels for over 8 hours. My feet are dirty, and they are sweaty, and they smell very ripe. I don't really want to be alone with them. I want someone to come and smell them and maybe even lick them so I feel more comfortable. A foot massage would be great as well. I just need someone who can pay attention to my poor feet so that I can pay attention to something else for a minute.