You borrowed my car and forgot to turn the lights off and now my battery is not working and I cannot get to work. How dare you borrow my car and then leave the lights on!!! I now have to disappoint my whole office as my car won't start and it is all your fault. I am going to take out my frustration on your bare bottom with my new heavy wooden brush! I can't wait until you are over my lap kicking your legs and crying in pain. I will not tolerate this kind of behavior. You will learn to pay better attention! Get over my knee and bare your bottom! It is about to be red!

You borrowed my car and forgot to turn the lights off and now my battery is not working and I cannot get to work. How dare you borrow my car and then leave the lights on!!! I now have to disappoint my whole office as my car won't start and it is all your fault. I am going to take out my frustration on your bare bottom with my new heavy wooden brush! I can't wait until you are over my lap kicking your legs and crying in pain. I will not tolerate this kind of behavior. You will learn to pay better attention! Get over my knee and bare your bottom! It is about to be red!