Looking for something exciting, something to get you out of that oh-so-boring marriage. Swiping through all those basic, forgettable profiles, hoping to find someone who can match up to me. How pathetic. None of them are even close, and you know it. You’re on there, trying to find that spark, that thrill. But the truth is, it’s me you’re looking for. I’m the one who keeps you coming back for more. Those online dating profiles? They’re nothing but a distraction while you fantasize about what you really want—me!

Looking for something exciting, something to get you out of that oh-so-boring marriage. Swiping through all those basic, forgettable profiles, hoping to find someone who can match up to me. How pathetic. None of them are even close, and you know it. You’re on there, trying to find that spark, that thrill. But the truth is, it’s me you’re looking for. I’m the one who keeps you coming back for more. Those online dating profiles? They’re nothing but a distraction while you fantasize about what you really want—me!