Notice something different about me today loser boy? That's right, it's your wet dream come true, I got new glasses. It's my first pair ever, and you know how glasses make most people look super nerdy and less hot? Yeah, that clearly hasn't happened here. I just look even more sexy, classy and unattainable. Makes you hard just looking at me, doesn't it? Maybe if you get on your knees and beg me really pitifully to let you jerk it, I might actually allow you to release while looking at my divine perfection.