You know I was thinking, it's kind of unhygienic to just wipe your ass after going to the bathroom. In Europe they have a thing in each bathroom called a bidet and it's for washing your private parts after wards. Do you see where this is going? I'm sure you do. That's the only way you'll get anywhere near my gorgeous ass. Open your mouth and I'll instruct you exactly how to do this dirty job properly.

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