You've heard of the "man cave", but that doesn't accurately fit beta losers like you. You aren't normal enough, nor would I call you a man. You don't deserve to have a normal life at all. It's time to really dedicate yourself to the lonely jerkaholic lifestyle by transforming your place into a real loser cave. I will give you the steps so you don't need to do much thinking. I know thinking isn't one of your strengths.