I overheard two guys talking the other day, one telling the other that he's heard from so many girls that size doesn't matter. HAHAHA let me tell you the real truth, because I'm not here to spare your feelings. It does matter and in this video I explain exactly why. This is bad news for you, isn't it loser boy? Come on, take that pathetic thing out so I can laugh at you some more. Everyone knows your tiny secret. Stroke that tiny nub between your legs while looking at a girl you'll never have. This is the closest thing to a sex life you'll ever have so you may as well get good at it.

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