I ask you to buy me a new handbag and you accuse me of only being with you for your money. I try to deny it, seducing and teasing you to draw you away from the argument. But you're fed up with me treating you like a bank, so we break up.

Skip to several months later and you find out I was really struggling without you... so much so, that I attempted to rob an actual bank, but I got caught out and thrown in jail. You decide to come and visit me and find that I've really changed.

That selfish, money hungry ex of yours has been punished into submission and I'm getting super t... Show more