I hate it when I have to go number two when I'm out in public, but sometimes it can't be avoided. I've been constipated lately, but I really feel like I have to go number two and I have to do it soon. It can't wait until I get home. It's kind of embarrassing today because I'm at my local mall and there are a ton of people in the mall restroom. It's a busy Saturday afternoon at the mall. I pee, let out a couple of silent but very stinky farts (I hope no one knew they were from me LOL), and grunt a few times to push out my stubborn dump.