Why does the urgent need to go diarrhea always hit me at the worst times? Just my luck! I'm at the grocery store and there's no way I can hold it until I get home-I would have had an accident in my pants! Praying that I'm alone in the women's restroom, I make a beeline for the bathroom just in time. Unfortunately, there's another woman in there fixing her hair and I silently curse her. No sooner than when I pulled down my pants, an explosive flood of diarrhea came out of me, accompanied by some of the loudest farts I've ever had. Mind you, there's another lady in there the whole time and I ... Show more