First thing in the morning, I walk into the bathroom and take a quick dump to start the day. I turn on the light, pull down my pants, and sit at the toilet. My stomach feels gassy, and I let out some loud farts and feel some relief. I blow my nose, pass some more quick loud gas, and finish my number two. Then I pull up my pants, flush the toilet and wash and dry my hands.

First thing in the morning, I walk into the bathroom and take a quick dump to start the day. I turn on the light, pull down my pants, and sit at the toilet. My stomach feels gassy, and I let out some loud farts and feel some relief. I blow my nose, pass some more quick loud gas, and finish my number two. Then I pull up my pants, flush the toilet and wash and dry my hands.