I'm at Wendy's fast food restaurant, and I made the mistake of ordering chili today. I shouldn't have done that because now I really have to go number two and there's no way I can hold it until I get home! I go to the ladies' room hoping that no one else comes in, but another lady walks in right as I'm letting out some very loud farts. How embarrassing! I should have realized that chili always makes me go number two shortly afterwards. lol