I'm at the DMV and just finished up getting my new license. I have to go number two really bad and I can't hold it until I get home. So I go into the ladies' restroom at the DMV and take a dump with lots of very loud embarrassing farts while there is another person in the restroom the whole time. How embarrassing! This is why I hate taking dumps in public restrooms. I have to really grunt and strain to get the last little bit out too and I'm sure the other person can hear me.