It's a hot, sticky and humid day and I'm very sweaty and uncomfortable when I have to take a dump! It's even hotter in this shared apartment bathroom and feels like it's 100 degrees in there! You can see the sweat glistening on my forehead as I pee and then let out lots of loud, embarrassing, greasy farts. I finish up and squat over the toilet because the last little bit won't come out. When I do, you hear a very loud, funny fart that sounds like I sat on a whoopee cushion! LOL I finish up, flush the toilet and get out of that uncomfortably hot bathroom.